Jizz in the ear

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Top definition. Ear Jizz. Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary. Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear. Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
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Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night what we've got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I. Jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance And now I Jizz in my pants Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change. I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heart broken not lookin' for love Surprised in my eyes when I looked above The check-out counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me, that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "cash or credit" And I. Jizzed in my pants It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I Jizzed in my pants To be fair you were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot Please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check.
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Top definition. Jizz in my pants. The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway.
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    Wow, not that's a cock for sure, Nice. Know a few places I could put that.

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